Photo opportunity for the art show tomorrow at @littlebabysic Take a picture like this and hashtag it #perrywuzhere

Q

Anonymous asked:

Some of your favorite albums?

A

Elvis Costello - This Year’s Model

Joe Jackson - I’m The Man

Talking Heads - Stop Making Sense

Beastie Boys - Check Your Head

Weezer - Pinkerton

KISS - KISS

Thin Lizzy - Bad Reputation

Metallica - Kill ‘Em All

Wanda Jackson - Queen of Rockabilly

The Plimsouls - The Plimsouls

About a million others, I can’t even answer this properly. It’s insane.

Q

Anonymous asked:

I'd eat your meat

A

I don’t have any. I mentioned that I was a vegetarian before. Are you reading these answers anon? Why would I have any meat for you?

Q

Anonymous asked:

Are you into spanking ladies? Consensually, of course :)

A

I’ve never really spanked anyone but I have pranked some people. So I’d say I’m into that.

Q

Anonymous asked:

Hey you're a handsome guy, that's all.

A

Thanks so are you. You look like a bald circle with sunglasses which happens to be a good look.

Q

Anonymous asked:

is the perry ice cream flavor made with... cashew cream

A

No, it’s something else that isn’t that.

Q

Anonymous asked:

wanna go to cookout?

A

I don’t eat meat but I could maybe do that if there were only like, 3 people there because I don’t like parties.

Q

mathewwheatley asked:

did i see you walk upstairs at the ottobar in baltimore during a ted leo show last year?

A

no, but I am in a band with his drummer?

Q

Anonymous asked:

I'm thirsty for some Perry dick

A

How can you drink a solid object?

Q

Anonymous asked:

I love your Pee-Wee's Playhouse tattoos!

A

Thanks! They’re very silly. I love them as well.

Q

Anonymous asked:

Then how small is it?

A

It’s more or less like a cashew. Why do you ask?

Q

Anonymous asked:

How big is your dick?

A

Do you mean “How small”?

ask me a thing if you’re bored…

perryshall:

What are you doing right now? Sitting at work, on the computer, wasting time on facebook? Maybe you should spend some time exploring this website called www.perryshall.com There’s a bunch of fun things to look at. And if your wallet is also bored, why don’t you click on the STORE and buy some stuff for yourself or maybe a friend. Or maybe that relative you forgot to buy a present for at your last Hanukkah party. I’m sure they would really love a new t-shirt or hat. (I don’t sell hats) Go to www.perryshall.com/store it’ll be cool, I promise.
perryshall:

What are you doing right now? Sitting at work, on the computer, wasting time on facebook? Maybe you should spend some time exploring this website called www.perryshall.com There’s a bunch of fun things to look at. And if your wallet is also bored, why don’t you click on the STORE and buy some stuff for yourself or maybe a friend. Or maybe that relative you forgot to buy a present for at your last Hanukkah party. I’m sure they would really love a new t-shirt or hat. (I don’t sell hats) Go to www.perryshall.com/store it’ll be cool, I promise.
perryshall:

What are you doing right now? Sitting at work, on the computer, wasting time on facebook? Maybe you should spend some time exploring this website called www.perryshall.com There’s a bunch of fun things to look at. And if your wallet is also bored, why don’t you click on the STORE and buy some stuff for yourself or maybe a friend. Or maybe that relative you forgot to buy a present for at your last Hanukkah party. I’m sure they would really love a new t-shirt or hat. (I don’t sell hats) Go to www.perryshall.com/store it’ll be cool, I promise.
perryshall:

What are you doing right now? Sitting at work, on the computer, wasting time on facebook? Maybe you should spend some time exploring this website called www.perryshall.com There’s a bunch of fun things to look at. And if your wallet is also bored, why don’t you click on the STORE and buy some stuff for yourself or maybe a friend. Or maybe that relative you forgot to buy a present for at your last Hanukkah party. I’m sure they would really love a new t-shirt or hat. (I don’t sell hats) Go to www.perryshall.com/store it’ll be cool, I promise.
perryshall:

What are you doing right now? Sitting at work, on the computer, wasting time on facebook? Maybe you should spend some time exploring this website called www.perryshall.com There’s a bunch of fun things to look at. And if your wallet is also bored, why don’t you click on the STORE and buy some stuff for yourself or maybe a friend. Or maybe that relative you forgot to buy a present for at your last Hanukkah party. I’m sure they would really love a new t-shirt or hat. (I don’t sell hats) Go to www.perryshall.com/store it’ll be cool, I promise.
perryshall:

What are you doing right now? Sitting at work, on the computer, wasting time on facebook? Maybe you should spend some time exploring this website called www.perryshall.com There’s a bunch of fun things to look at. And if your wallet is also bored, why don’t you click on the STORE and buy some stuff for yourself or maybe a friend. Or maybe that relative you forgot to buy a present for at your last Hanukkah party. I’m sure they would really love a new t-shirt or hat. (I don’t sell hats) Go to www.perryshall.com/store it’ll be cool, I promise.

perryshall:

What are you doing right now? Sitting at work, on the computer, wasting time on facebook? Maybe you should spend some time exploring this website called www.perryshall.com There’s a bunch of fun things to look at. And if your wallet is also bored, why don’t you click on the STORE and buy some stuff for yourself or maybe a friend. Or maybe that relative you forgot to buy a present for at your last Hanukkah party. I’m sure they would really love a new t-shirt or hat. (I don’t sell hats) Go to www.perryshall.com/store it’ll be cool, I promise.

My friend and yours @dish_washer has been working hard on the Perry ice cream flavor for this Friday’s art show. Follow him because he’s a sweetheart and makes dreams come true.